Open letter to Darien Republicans Last but not least I would like to thank the RTC Rules Committee for its tireless work putting together the minor rules changes that were approved at the caucus.

According to climatologists, these relatively mild conditions across much of the nation have been caused by the phenomenon known as La Nina. With the forecast calling for a high probability of snow accumulations one night, a teacher told students that if they all went to bed wearing their pajamas inside out and with plastic spoons under their pillows that a few inches would surely fall while they slept. Since someone other than their parents said this to my boy and girl, they dutifully did as they were told. A chill in the air combined with a gray ceiling outside meant turning out their PJ legs and combing the utility drawer for disposable cutlery. Al Roker might have claimed the cause was a change in the jet stream but I instead tried to protect their childhood fantasies by uncovering some error of minutia that allowed them to keep the faith. [...] it's obvious their thoughts have changed about things like magic spoons, as was noticeable on Christmas Eve when little talk of cookies for Santa or carrots for his reindeer passed from their lips.